you have no idea.

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

(via funnybro)

  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

godsquito:

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know

(via funnybro)